It's been awhile since I've updated my blog.
Not because I have nothing to write but I guess my tab has occupied most of my time online. I hardly use my laptop these days unless I'm working or doing some heavy research work. Work these days are not stressful but that doesn't mean I'm not busy.
I travel quite frequently these days to visit my Product Advisors all over Malaysia. As of 1 November, I have 90 of them spread out all over. It's exciting working with them as everyone of them are unique in their own way. When I'm back in the office, it's a different kind of excitement altogether as my bosses are seriously fun people and there's never a dull moment.
Although I'm busy with my work, I also have equal time for my family and friends... movies, dinners, lunches, concerts, shopping... just anything. Even my husband is happier with his current work these days.
It's just past 12 midnight....well, I'm one year older today and it's gonna be a very exciting day. I have things lined up for today but I can't share them here simply because it's not a public thing. So sorry!
I've just installed the Blogger App into my tab (why didn't I think of that earlier?! Duh!) and hope it'll be easier to update my blog in the future.
Before I sign off, here's something just for laughs....
They Walk
Among Us!
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
They walk among us!
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
They walk among us!
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'Where?'
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'Where?'
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north
because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
And has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'
They walk among us!
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
And has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'
They walk among us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.
They walk among us!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.
They walk among us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
They walk among us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
They walk among us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked
him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
They walk among us!
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TRUE STORY: A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..'
'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'
Sadly, they walk among us!
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later,
he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat
belt.
You can't fix stupid.
