My Lame Joke Collection

The following are NOT created by me and I'm not sure who owns the rights to the following. It was shared to me by various people and I'm just sharing it out here. So, enjoy!

IMPORTANT : To see the answers, highlight the area beside the "Answer :" and it will appear.

1. Why does dogs raises only 1 leg when they piss?

Answer : Because they won't be able to balance if they raise 2 legs.

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2.  Which is more noisier? Bread or coffee?

Answer : Bread. Because Breadtalk and Kopitiam

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3.  When it's alive, we sing and when it dies, we clap. What is that?

Answer : Birthday Candle

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4.  What goes in triangle in shape but comes out all rolled up?

Answer : Your underwear!

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5.  Which is the darkest coin?

Answer : 50 cent

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6.  Why did Tigger look into the toilet bowl?

Answer : To look for Pooh

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7. What is the main thing found in a house belonging to a Fern? 

Answer : Ferniture

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8. What did one hat say to the other hat?

Answer : You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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9. What has 4 wheels and flies?

Answer : A garbage truck

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10. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer : A gummy bear